Until this morning the aunt was the family's golden child: shy, top of her class, hardworking. Then she quit her job, started ordering vegetable salads three at a time, and announced she is going to see what is fun next. Her niece has a theory about what happened. It involves time travel, and it is the only explanation that fits the evidence.
Gotcha! Auntie Fun, huh? Fun, fun!
Fun my ass I was wrong I actually need your help now Auntie's counting on you
So this is your jailer Where are you looking? Wretched mortal Finally see me?
Wretch I know your secret So You mean
You dragged me all this way Just for this parrot Yep For the next while
You'll need to keep an eye on it Why? Hard to explain quickly Anyway, whatever it says
Don't believe a word Just stay in this room And things will happen