Until this morning the aunt was the family's golden child: shy, top of her class, hardworking. Then she quit her job, started ordering vegetable salads three at a time, and announced she is going to see what is fun next. Her niece has a theory about what happened. It involves time travel, and it is the only explanation that fits the evidence.
Xiao Ke's here! Come in, hurry inside. Sis, long time no see. Xiao Ke, you have no idea.
Ever since yesterday, that kid came back and, who knows why, he's talking nonsense. One moment, you time-traveled,
next, you can fly. Did you two drink yesterday? Auntie, I have class, gotta go.
Don't freeze. Wash up and eat while it's hot. Guodong, come help me serve! Coming. Little blabbermouth, eat first.
We'll settle this later. What the hell happened last night? That kid Xue can't even pass a message right. Sis, I told Xue yesterday I quit.
He must've misheard. What? You had such a great job. Why quit?
When did you quit? Can you undo it? That's not undoing, that's groveling.
What do you know? How hard it is to find a job now. I worked so hard to set you up on a blind date.
I sang your praises, said you manage at a tech giant. Now look. You've screwed me. How am I supposed to
face them now? Then don't. Would you lie about my crappy job?
Middle management vs. bottom rung wear the only difference being middle management eats less. Why?
Because promises fill you up daily. Also, Sis, a nine-to-five slave
has no time for dating. To squeeze out that little time— Pitiful leftover time. Getting married's fine too.
List some reasons for marriage first. You'll have a partner who loves you.
Wasn't I just calling you to eat? Coming, right away. You'll have cute kids. Eat more vegetables.
You'll get a normal life. This isn't the life I want. Hold on, taking a call. Hey, Lao Chen.
It's been ages. Hello? Why is it a threesome again? I mean, I mean—I